Why did the cookie go to the
Hospital? Because he was feeling crummy.
~Patty Hunt
Why didn't
the animals on Noah's Ark ever play cards? Because Noah was always
sitting on the deck!
-Amy age 11
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Why aren't elephants allowed on the
beach? Because their trunks might fall down!!!
By Thomas Morris Age 7
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Why didn't
the animals on Noah's Ark ever play cards? Because Noah was always
sitting on the deck!
-Amy age 11 |
You know the Alphabet A-Z, but what is
Z-A? Zebra
~Renee |
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WHY DIDN'T
THE DOG LIKE THE SUN? HE WAS AFRAID TO TURN INTO A HOT DOG
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Why did the frog go to the Hospital? To
keep from croaking :)
~Jami Age: 11 |
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren't around then.
~Joshua Akers, 8 |
Where do fish keep their money? In a
river bank.
~Joshua Akers, 8 |
What is as big as an elephant but weighs
nothing? An elephant's shadow.
~Joshua Akers, 8 |
Why did the tomato blush? Because he
saw the salad dressing!!!
Tricia Age:10 |
What's the difference between an
elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't
have elephants!!!
Tricia Age:10 |
"Why were the Middle Ages called the
'Dark Ages'?" "Because of all the knights
Vanessa-Michèle age 11 Montreal |
Why didn't The skeleton cross the road? Because he
didn't have the guts!
Cierra Pettis Indianapolis, Indiana age 9
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Why did the
turtle cross the road. To get to the Shell Station! |
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How did Wally break his arm while
raking leaves? He fell out of the tree !
Brett 10 from Victoria,
Australia
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Why couldn't
Kane please God? Because he wasn't able.
Amanda, 15
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How do you keep a skunk from
smelling? Hold its nose.
Christan 7 North Carolina
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Why did the skeleton cross the road ? To
get to the body shop |
Why do crows never get run over ?
because the other crows holler ca.r ca.r
Ashley Gaddis 15 |
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What did the tie say to the hat? You
sit up there, and I'll hang around! |
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What goes snap, crackle, fizz? A
firefly with a short circuit. Catherine, 11 Ontario |
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What has arms and legs but no head? A
Chair
Kalrissa Everest Michigan |
What did the big chimney say to the
little chimney? You are too young to smoke. :)
Tricia Akers, 9 North Carolina |
Why didn't
six like seven? Because seven eight nine. (Seven ate nine)
Tricia Akers, 9 North Carolina |
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Why couldn't the skeleton dance?
Because he had no body to dance with! Merry Ellen, 11 |
What
happens if you don't clean your mirror? You get a dirty look.
Jessica, Age 11, Texas |
Why did the sheep take a bath? Because
he needed a b-a-a-a-ath.
Anna, 8 British Columbia, Canada |
| What do you
get with a cow and a van? A mooving van! John age 10 |
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What is a cat's favorite bug? A cat-erpillar.
Jeanie, 10 Oregon |
What part
of speech loves doing mathematics? The ad-verb.
Rachel, 12 Ohio |
What do you
get when you cross a car, a dog, and a bird? A flying car-pet.
Candice, 10 British Columbia, Canada |
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